Sunday, September 6, 2009

bust

tonight was 100% a bust. I'm not getting along with my roommates, I got hit on a little but he was drunk and I wasn't. No sex my first night... boo.
and now im going to bed at 1 30 on my first night in res... yea

Friday, September 4, 2009

New picture for the perves :)


a new picture for all my pervy friends

cause ur pervy

Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Prof!

I have met my soul mate, AKA Prof Nikki. She is my teacher in fuckology, fuckistry and advanced fucktions.
she is my hero
all of my assignments are handed down from here... so if you want to see me learn something here you will have to go through her first!
Love ya babe!

THE LIST!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!

I have decided to make a list. A cum bucket list if you will.
of all the things I hope to achieve through out this year sexually.
  1. Have sex in the stacks.
  2. Have sex in front of an open window.
  3. Have sex in the bathroom at the wall.
  4. Have sneeky sex in the living room of our appartment.
  5. Have sex in every one of the residences on campus! Including canadore!
  6. Have sex somewhere within the actuall university! A.K.A. a class room or a lounge or a computer lab.
  7. Get caught having sex
  8. Have sex with all four boys in a single appartment... I like to call this the roommate shuffle.
  9. Have sex to the song "I like to fuck" yes this one is super easy but I gotta have some easy lays!
  10. Have sex outside
  11. Have sex in the rain
  12. Have sex on the skating rink! CHILLY

Now, I will add to this as i get ideas, I'm sure some will come to me once I move in and see all the fun places to fuck!

peace out lovlies, have a great fucking day!

PhD

This year is all about me. This year, is my first year of university, where I plan on getting my PhD in fuck. In less than two days I move into residence and put a million notches on a brand new bed post.
I'm not a slut but if that’s what you’d like to call me that’s fine.
This blog will have only two rules; 1) absolutely no names aside from mine, and 2) if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it, if you don't approve I don’t give a fuck!
My name is Lora; on the outside I'm pretty boring I'm your average 18 year old girl. My REAL major is liberal arts but that is not what this year is about. That is not what this blog is about. I vow never to bitch about school or details or teachers. Just give you the cold hard facts about the hot hard fucking.
I want this to be like a good old fashion sex journal, what happened, what could have been better, what I could have done different and things I want to-do. It also might include some of my writing, but only if it is good enough for the very high standards I want to hold this blog to.
I’m excited! How about you?